Funny Graphic Tee -"I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Allergic to Food I Swell Up" from Old Dudes Club by Back Nine Apparel. A relaxed, everyday tee with character — soft, durable cotton that wears like a favorite. The front carries a small, vintage-inspired chest emblem; the back bursts with bold, humorous typography that reads like a shout from the grill or the bar. Wear it to backyard cookouts, late-night pizza runs, or casual hangouts where laughter matters more than formality. The fit hangs comfortably at the shoulders with a classic crew neckline and keeps its shape through repeated wears. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people smile without trying too hard. Product features - 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight knit (180 g/m²) for durability and year-round comfort - Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and neck label; DTG for main print areas for crisp, detailed graphics - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label; EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat